1200 · Client List

Client List:

You didn’t really think we were going to disclose the names of our clients, did you?

1210 · For Your Reference

Here it is, in full.

✓ THE POINT  This page is a joke. The policy behind it isn’t. Client confidentiality here is a system — qualified vendors, consent-first, encrypted exchange, licensed eyes only — and it starts with something as small as never using your name as a marketing prop. Read how it works — §7216, AICPA rules, and all — in our confidentiality standard.
1220 · Getting On It

You do not have to meet us first.

The roster is redacted, but getting onto it is not complicated and it does not start with a calendar. Send what you have through secure guest access on the file exchange — last year’s return, your books, a notice, whatever is in the drawer. No account needed, and never by email. We read it, tell you what the engagement looks like and where the pricing starts, and set up your portal login from there. A meeting is available if you want one; it is not a prerequisite.

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0300 · Get Started

Want on the list? There’s exactly one way.

A signed engagement letter — and once you’re on it, you stay redacted. That’s rather the point.

No Charge · No Obligation

Fifteen Minutes with the Principal

Face to face by video with Kevin Hemingway, CPA. We size up what you need, whether the firm is a good fit, and what an engagement would cover — and you leave with a clear scope and next steps. This consultation is for engagement evaluation and does not include tax advice, tax planning, or detailed analysis of specific tax situations.

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New or current, the portal is the way in. Last year’s return, your books, a notice — encrypted, and never by email. No account needed to send us something.

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